(Hey look, I'm in the newspaper. That should happen more often!)
Oh man... you wanna know what's tasty? These Dizzy Dogg things we got last time I got groomed. I'm kind of annoyed that my mom and dad are keeping the basket of them on the table where I can't reach. I wouldn't eat them all at once. Just... most of them. Especially the Dizzy twists. Oh man. Mom told me to slow down and not try to eat the whole thing all at once but she clearly hasn't tasted these! And you know what else is tasty? The Nutra-tein crunchers. Mmm...you need to chew on one of those. I drool just thinking about them. Mom just moved the bag and I thought she was going to give me one. Noooo fair!
Mom told me they're a Chicago company. I said. "Well, I was born in Florida and then I moved to Rhode Island. Now I'm in Chicago. Where should I be loyal to?" She said I didn't have to pick. Florida's pretty warm though, which I love.
I am in training now so I am supposed to be polite and "give back" for my rewards. So thank you to Soggy Paws and Dizzy Dogg for giving us these.
Now can I have another? I'm a skinny dog, what's the harm?
